‘Early Bird Communications’ to launch Pan India bio-communication services by third quarter of 2015

As we all know the recently concluded auctions have bruised the finances of the incumbent telecom operators who had to shell out large sums of money to reacquire their expiring spectrum, this cost is going to be passed on to the subscribers in the form of tariff hikes for call and data services. Soon it will be next to impossible to be able to afford a mobile phone and pay for the connection be it prepaid or postpaid. To solve this crisis an Ahmedabad based startup firm Early Bird Communications (EBC) has come up with a unique alternative means of communication which is independent of spectrum, this is called biocommunication.

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Mr. Patel the CEO and business development head of EBC explained ‘Bio-communication is a form of communication where a living being is used as a vector for carrying messages from one point to another, in our case we use birds since they provide quick and reliable end to end service and are easier to maintain’. When enquired about the current holding of birds, Mr. Patel replied ‘EBC currently has a fleet of 300 pigeons, 500 sparrows, 100 crows, 80 koyals and 25 pairs of lovebirds that have been thoroughly trained to deliver messages tied round their neck from point to point. The size of the fleet will grow as the company expands and the plan is to add 3000 birds year on year’.

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Dedicated bird posts will be set up in prime locations of all 22 circles where the interested parties can come with their messages written on paper and the post attendant will roll them up and tie them around the birds neck before setting them on the delivery mission.  Sparrows will be used for local delivery of messages within the same circle while pigeons will be used for carrying inter circle STD messages. EBC plans to acquire eagles for international delivery of ISD messages in the future.